Friday, June 13, 2008

Celebrity Rehab 2 with Dr. Drew


The trainwreck known as VH1's Celebrity Rehab is BACK!!! The second season is slated to premiere in October. Now, if you weren't fortunate to have seen Celebrity Rehab, the first season, please make sure you see this one. It's like watching a car accident when all of a sudden, 20 midgets on fire dressed like clowns jump out of the wreckage. You want to look away, but you can't because it's too entertaining. Jeff Conaway, famous for his roles in Taxi and Grease, is back with a cast of D list hot mess celebrities.

The list includes:
Sean Stewart - Rod Stewart's son. I watched some of Sons of Hollywood, and I'm pretty sure he's retarded. If he's not retarded, then he has the maturity level of a ten year-old boy.
Amber Smith - Who?
Tawny Kitaen - She's the chick who slithered around on the hood of a car in those awful Whitesnake videos. She was also married to some major league baseball pitcher and beat the shit out of him. She's going to be a good addition.
Rodney King - Random choice.
Nikki McKibbon - Another American Idol castaway. She's the poor man's Jessica Sierra.
Steven Adler - some Guns N'Roses guy
Gary Busey - He and Jeff Conaway will be competing for the "Craziest Has Been" Award. (Correction: Gary Busey is confirmed to appear on the show but only as a mentor.)

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I read that Gary Busey will be on the show in the role of a 'mentor' to the other celebrities, not as a patient. I guess Busey has been sober for 13 years. I look forward to watching Rehab 2... Dr. Drew is awesome!

Colette said...

Thanks for the correction! I can't believe that guy is mentoring anybody lol.