It's Britney Bitch, and She's President

(NY Mag via The Huffington Post)

Photoshop Disaster: Britney's Candies Ads

She looks like a wax sculpture from Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. Everything about these ads are artificial and strange looking. It's as if they took some random photos of Britney and superimposed them into various pictures.

(Via D Listed)

This is What Happens When Yoda is Your Editor

Was this really the best they could do for a headline? Really?!?!

If you click on the link below and read some of the comments, they are hysterical. I particularly like the one person who asks: "Did Tonto write this?"

(Via Best Week Ever)

Britney's New Video: Womanizer

Horrible song, but she looks really good. I guess that's what a shitload of plastic surgery and liposuction will do for you. Good for her, though. Her body looks fantastic. And yeah, she's completely naked in a sauna.