Wednesday, October 1, 2008

How To Be a Playboy Playmate


Radar has a great article about the Playboy mansion, the lifestyle, and how to be a Playmate. Apparently, this scandalous information was given to Radar by a former magazine employee. According to this secret source, Holly was a wanna-be who hung out in the mansion, but she wasn't pretty enough to grab Hef's attention. So, the desperate blonde gave herself a full cosmetic make-over, and then Hef liked her.
Ironically, when number one girlfriend Holly first met Hef, she had dirty blond hair, small boobs, and was a bit chunkier. Even though she partied Playboy-style at the mansion, Hef never paid attention to her, no matter how hard she tried. Holly thought she would change things up and make herself into what he wanted. She bleached her hair, lost some weight, added on a few assets, and before she knew it, she was calling him Puffin.

Sounds like a great relationship.

Another juicy tidbit: Hefner let a tranny service him after a party. The guy is so old that he probably thought it was a real woman. Eww.

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