Why Is It?

Why is it I only get texts from a guy that I want nothing to do with? I don't want to see him, hang out with him, talk to him, etc., and yet, he won't get the hint. It's been two months now, since we had our first and only date. Leave me alone. Stop texting me. Stop asking me about the guy whom I told you I was seeing (to get you off my back). We're not friends, so move on. I'm just not that into you.

This guy never gives up, and it's really getting on my nerves. I deleted him from my Facebook, and then the fool tried requesting me again. Who does that?! And, then every couple of weeks, I get some asinine text from him. It's starting to piss me off. I think if he texts me again, I'm going to tell him off.

I don't mind being single. It's not the best, but it's tolerable. But for the love of all that is holy, please make this idiot go away. The last text he sent me, I ignored. I've been ignored a million times by guys. This is my way of paying it forward, I guess, ha.

Worse

What's worse than having to deal with your friend's cheesy, gag-worthy hourly status updates about how great her new boyfriend is on Facebook?

Answer: Being subjected to her equally annoying boyfriend's status updates on how amazing his girlfriend is.

Seriously. Knock it off.

Sharks with Laser Beams and Now This

I love that this picture was taken at a Doubletree hotel.

(Via Passive-Aggressive Notes)

It's Britney Bitch, and She's President

(NY Mag via The Huffington Post)

Mad Men, Season 3 Poster

Does it really get any better than this?

Nobody Cares How Much You Love Your Boyfriend

As much as I love Facebook, there's a part of me that despises it with a deep passion. There are many reasons for this: the stupid comments my relatives leave from time to time, people who send me angel requests and virtual drinks, people from high school I couldn't stand then and I don't care to know anything about now, but the thing that irks me the most are the annoying morons who have to flaunt their relationships on their status updates.

If you use the term "sweetie", "my man", "the best boyfriend/husband ever", or "the love of my life", you should die in a fire. Nobody cares how much you love your fat, Natty Lite-swilling, underachieving gamer boyfriend. Your friends don't care, and most likely, your family doesn't care either. Nobody does. Your relationship is between you and your significant other, so leave it that way.

Now, enjoy some of the best STFU Marrieds has to offer. God, I love this blog.

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Best comment: These people must be 16 years old as evidenced by use of the word "schlong".


Best comment: Yeah, i kind of wish their names weren't blurred out so i could befriend Jill and Chuck on facebook because of their awesomeness.


Best comment: "no romance without finance"
Sounds like she wants to discuss mutual funds in bed.

Colette's Favorite "Love" Tracks

This one will make you want to grab a sexy guy and hold him close. Trust.



Delline's vocals give me chills.



This one will make you dance with that special guy in your life.



I love this one because it's kind of forbidden and sexy. There's something slightly erotic about it.