Now Your Dog Can Be Sexist Too

I don't get this at all, but then again I'm not some idiot frat boy or a player who thinks that anything with the Playboy logo is cool. It's not. The insignia is getting as worn out and old as its creator, Hugh Hefner. It's not sexy. In the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and even the 90s, it may have been; but now, it's 2008, almost 2009, and the logo has become a coat-of-arms for douchebags everywhere. Dogs should not have to be subjected to drinking their water out of blinged out Playboy pimp bowls. I'm sure even they think it's stupid.

(Via Spencer's)

How To Be a Playboy Playmate

Radar has a great article about the Playboy mansion, the lifestyle, and how to be a Playmate. Apparently, this scandalous information was given to Radar by a former magazine employee. According to this secret source, Holly was a wanna-be who hung out in the mansion, but she wasn't pretty enough to grab Hef's attention. So, the desperate blonde gave herself a full cosmetic make-over, and then Hef liked her.

Ironically, when number one girlfriend Holly first met Hef, she had dirty blond hair, small boobs, and was a bit chunkier. Even though she partied Playboy-style at the mansion, Hef never paid attention to her, no matter how hard she tried. Holly thought she would change things up and make herself into what he wanted. She bleached her hair, lost some weight, added on a few assets, and before she knew it, she was calling him Puffin.

Sounds like a great relationship.

Another juicy tidbit: Hefner let a tranny service him after a party. The guy is so old that he probably thought it was a real woman. Eww.

Playboy Mad Men Photo Shoot

If you are as big of a Mad Men fan as I am, then you will absolutely love these photos from Playboy's Mad Men photo shoot.

This one is my favorite. It's so vintage 60's and Vincent Kartheiser (Peter Campbell) looks so great posing with the Playboy bunnies, the white convertible, and the sleek bachelor pad behind him. I love his bad boy smirk, as if to say: "I have it all, and you don't."

There's something so fantastic about the blue and grey tones. This photo evokes a feeling of frenzied desperation, as if he's staying up all night, writing copy for an early morning meeting.

I love the dark lighting, and the fact that neither one of them are looking directly at the girls. It's as if they're at a Hollywood party in the hills, and the girls are just part of the sexy atmosphere.