Quitting Facebook

"Stay away from Anne."

Via College Humor

If You Don't Log Into Facebook Everyday...

Lately, I've been checking out some relationship advice forums, and one of the things I've noticed is that women will blame a guy not logging into Facebook for one or (gasp!) two days on "he must be going through something". Umm, maybe he's busy, or maybe he found something better to do than update his Facebook status, or maybe he knows you're a psychopath who's cyberstalking his every move online.

Your Cheating Heart

Passive Aggressive Notes posted this juicy tidbit from a guy named Nick, who apparently can't spell to save his life. Let this be a lesson to anybody who leaves their phone on when they're cheating.

Read from the bottom up.