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Monday, June 29, 2009

Just Say No To Dudes on the Pole



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I am a former dating columnist/club girl and self-proclaimed pop culture whore. Things I Love: bad reality TV, sarcasm, coconut doughnuts, checking my e-mail, independent films, my DVR, reading blogs, incense, cute and furry animals, movie popcorn, Lolita the book, napping, watching Mad Men, writing, fall in New England, black and red, Seattle, my 2 west Coast best friends, the first snowfall, Jonah Hill, pumpkin spice lattes, documentaries, my cat Peter, Christmas, daydreaming, The Express, The Golden Girls, my mom's baking, hugging, Seinfeld, scented candles, and reading a really good book. I live in Boston.
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You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

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