Thursday, April 17, 2008

For the Love of God Alex, Put Some Clothes On!


Alex McCord, one of Bravo's Real Housewives of New York City, is the worst. She's pretentious, tries too hard, brags about how lucky in love she is despite her husband is clearly gay. Besides that, she is homely and her body resembles a 12 year-old boy's. For some reason, this woman has the self-esteem of a supermodel. I don't get it, but good for her. A few of her nude photos have just popped up online. Yikes. What happened to posing naked only if you're good looking? Isn't it a bad sign when you go in for a big artsy photo shoot, and the photographer gives you a mask to wear?



from Gawker.com:
Alex McCord, one of the stars of Bravo's strange and upsetting reality series Real Housewives of New York City, continues to be nude. In a recent interview with In Touch magazine (a publication as prestigious as Parade magazine if someone pooped on Parade magazine), the square-headed fame grubber spoke out about the photos, saying "it was a celebration that a new mom can be in great shape." Um, OK. Fair enough. But riddle me this, Ms. McCord: Why did the photographer you mention, James Demaria, recently email us and describe these photos as a Playboy audition? (A slightly NSFW image follows)

Was being in Playboy part of the new mommy celebration? And what about those other, decidedly more raunchy naked pictures you took with photographer Bob Coulter? You know, the ones that can be found here, here, here, here, and here. Were those post-pregnancy celebrations as well? Just fess up! Naked pictures can make you famous! And you and your homosexual husband really, really want to be famous, don't you? Ugh. This woman continues to reduce her life to a hideous, squirmy, sad embarrassment.



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