Showing posts with label desperation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label desperation. Show all posts

Saturday, December 27, 2008

There ARE Other Fish in the Sea


My girlfriend is meeting up with a guy she met on the free dating site, Plenty of Fish, which by the way, has to be one of the worst menageries of desperate/horny/creepy/pathetic men I've ever seen on a dating site. My dear friend has a "date" with a guy who is unemployed, lost his license (claims it's due to speeding tickets, but I smell a DUI), and has ADHD - why would you tell somebody that before you met them??

His online profile was a gem: his interests included "porn, Howard Stern, eating, and intimate moments". Swoon! And, is "intimate moments" another way of saying he likes sex, or does he really like the special, quiet time between him and his lady in a candlelit room, covered with rose petals? I'm guessing it's code for nailing some chick against a wall, while some lesbian 3-way porno plays in the background, and his plate of manicotti gets cold.

I could be wrong, but this guy sounds like a real loser.

I'm glad I'm of the sane mind that I would rather wait for a quality guy than to date just anybody because I didn't want to be alone.

My friend is going to drive an hour to see this guy, go out for some lame dinner, and then watch a movie at his apartment, and will most likely, have sex with the guy. Some guys call for their pizza to be delivered, and others call for their casual sex to be delivered. Whatever works, I guess!