The Reason Why You Never See Christian Bale and Kermit in the Same Room

Somebody who is extremely clever, funny, and may have too much time to waste created a hilarious post on Oh No They Didn't. It's a montage of pictures of Christian Bale juxtaposed with pictures of Kermit the Frog in the same pose! It's fantastic, and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Batman Beats Crime and His Mother?!

"Batman may have found himself on the wrong side of the law.

London police are reportedly investigating actor Christian Bale for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister.

The Sun newspaper in London says "The Dark Knight" will be quizzed by cops about a Sunday incident in the Dorchester Hotel, where he allegedly scuffled with his 61-year-old mom, Jenny, and 40-year-old sister, Sharon.

The two women filed a complaint, according to the paper.

Bale, 34, was allowed to attend last night's British premiere of the film."

Christian, NO!! Say it isn't so!! You're the caped crusader for god sakes. You're supposed to defeat the villains of Gotham City, not your poor 61 year-old mother. (Via NY Post)