Colette on BitchBuzz: Fall Movie Preview

This past week, I wrote an article about the new fall movies coming out. There are quite a few good ones on their way out to theatres near you. I'm looking forward to seeing Zach and Miri Make a Porno and The Curious Life of Benjamin Button especially.

(Via BitchBuzz)

Sesame Street: Lost Boy Remembers His Way Home

Back when I was a little girl watching this, I remember thinking this was really weird then. Watching it now, it's even more disturbing. And what's up with the creepy guy dressed in the knickers and sunglasses who morphs into the different landmarks. Yeesh, this is frightening. It's no wonder my generation is so fucked up. Look at the shit we were subjected to at a young age.



"I think I'm lost."

If by lost, you mean tripping your ass off, then yes. Yes, you are.

O' How I Love Sasha Baron Cohen

"Baron Cohen and his team used fake passes to fool security guards into letting them into a backstage area of a show by the Italian label Iceberg.

One of the comedian's team, dressed in a head-to-toe velcro suit, caused chaos by running around and careering into clothes racks.

In footage aired on Italian television, flustered fashionistas screamed "security, security" until the man was manhandled away by security guards.

The team tried to enter a second fashion show on Thursday evening but were thwarted by tightened security."

(Via The Telegraph)

This Week Felt Like Two

Work has been crazy busy. I can barely find time to write for BitchBuzz, nevermind this blog. I'm so tired when I get home lately that I just plop down on the couch and melt into the cushions. My body is worn out. My mind is exhausted. I love my job, but this week killed me. I'm so happy that it's finally Friday. I can finally breathe, write in my beloved blog (which by the way has been getting a lot of hits), and spend some quality time with my guy.

It's supposed to rain this weekend, so we're going to the movies tomorrow. We're seeing Choke. I read the book this past year, and I loved it. I'm really looking forward to grabbing some hot, buttery popcorn and watching it with J. It's going to be a lazy day tomorrow, and I can't wait. I feel like I didn't spend much quality time with him. He goes to bed early, and we only have a couple hours on the weeknights to see each other. I'm a night owl, and he's an early bird. We're total opposites, but somehow we make it work.

Colette's Culture Bytes

Jon Hamm aka Don Draper from Mad Men will be hosting Saturday Night Live October 25. I'm jumping for joy right now. He's going to be awesome. I can't wait to see the Mad Men parody. (Via NY Mag)

SNL's "The Looker" (Fred Armisen does a great Penny Marshall impression). I thought it was the best sketch of the night. (Via Hulu)

Two guys pretend to passionately make out in front of Lehman Brothers in NYC and CNN is there. Ok, did anybody else realize that these two guys were from The Howard Stern Show?! It's Richard and Sal the Stockbroker. (Via Best Week Ever)

"The Way": a "god"-awful Christian, really frightening and embarrassing, dance number featured on The Soup. I love "The Mail Nurse" segment. (Via The Soup Blog)

Janet Jackson's new tour is all about S&M, and it's creeping me out. (Via Scandalist)

Hugh Hefner's #1 galpal, Holly Madison, is most likely hooking up with magician/cheeseball extraordinaire, Criss Angel. Apparently, witnesses saw them kissing last weekend in Vegas. She's going to get cut out of Hef's will, fo sho'. (Via Perez Hilton)

Something Tells Me Aubrey O'Day Has Daddy Issues

BEFORE

This was part of her photoshoot with Complex Magazine, and the pictures are about as skanky and unappealing as you can get. Aubrey is only 24 years-old, and she looks like she's well into her 30's. She looks like rough trade. What is she doing with her career?! Danity Kane is a pop group, which means little girls listen to their music, so then why the hell is she one step away from spreading her legs for Hustler at this point! What is wrong with this girl?! She used to be beautiful, and now she's all cut up, injected with big silicone implants, and her collagen lips are gross.

Please, stop. Aubrey, sweetie you obviously really need men to find you sexy, which is sad. We get it. However, this isn't sexy, it's just trashy. You look like a stripper, and I don't mean that in a good way. You look like a stripper with a serious drug addiction who has been on the pole for 10+ years. Lay off the plastic surgery, find a therapist to work out your "Daddy never told me I was pretty" issues, and please for the love of God, stop letting people interview you.

Check out one of the worst interviews you will ever read. I've never seen anybody who tries so hard to be whoreish.

AFTER

I'm So Glad This Week is Over

This week was a rollercoaster of emotions for me. Plus, I was swamped at work. I was so glad to finally leave for the weekend. These past five days have felt like an eternity. I spent the night, relaxing and watching season 2 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That show is so funny. I needed to laugh. I needed to veg out on my couch, while I fed treats to Peter. Sleep will be good. I'm burnt out.