Colette's Love Bytes

Love, Pop Culture & Absurdity

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Fuck Yo' Resolutions and Grab Change by the Balls

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New Year's resolutions are useless and they're designed to fail, because people set the goals too high too quickly. If you're go...
Thursday, December 19, 2013

Yoncé All on His Mouth Like Liquor: Beyonce's Album

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Beyonce's album dropped last Thursday at midnight, and I have not stopped listening to it. I am completely obsessed with its 14 songs...
Monday, December 16, 2013

O Christmas Tree

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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."   ~ George Carlin I have a cozy apartment ...
Thursday, December 12, 2013

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Show to Love and Hate

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I have been trying to watch this season of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , but it's boring. I watch 15 minutes of ...
Wednesday, December 11, 2013

My Cat, Bosco

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My cat, Bosco, was named after a Seinfeld reference. George Costanza's ATM code was Bosco. Bosco was a chocolate syrup popular in the 19...
Friday, December 6, 2013

Looking

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We spend our lives looking for connections. We seek friends, lovers, husbands, wives to fill our lives with warmth, love and affection. Ou...

Halloween on Acid: Why I Love American Horror Story

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American Horror Story (FX) This is Ryan Murphy's twisted show that feeds off classic horror movie themes. It's campy, revolting, cr...
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Colette
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I'm a freelance writer with a focus on dating advice and pop culture, movies, and television. If there is a reality TV show out there, I will write about it.
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